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Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P7716 by Ivamis Trading Patches

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Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch
4x1.5 inch
This is an Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats
Designed for Biker and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Embroidered Laser Cut Borders
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: Twill Fabric, Rayon Thread, Plastic Backing
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 285 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and press the iron on top of your patch as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. A household iron will not work as good as a heat press. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon. Watch Video
SKU: P7716
Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch Description:
Okay, listen up middle-aged dads. You're no longer 22. Those former abs of steel look more like a batch of dough that just came out of the mixer down at the local pizza shop. Admit it. You've got a dad bod.

That's not a bad thing, by the way. In fact, a dad bod is something to celebrate. You've worked hard for it. While all the women in your life have been watching their weight, you have willingly eaten all the leftovers so they wouldn't get thrown away. You have single-handedly kept your favorite brewery in business. Take ownership. You've done a great job.

You can let others know just how proud you are of your accomplishment by wearing the Stop Staring at My Dad Bod embroidered patch. In simple black-and-white, this patch makes clear – in no uncertain terms – that you won't be body shamed. Of course, it's all in good fun.

Let's face it, if a twenty-something babe good-looking enough to be in a magazine were found staring at your dad bod, you wouldn't tell her to look away. In fact, you would soak it up. The attention would have you smiling from ear to ear – at least on the inside.

As with all our embroidered patches for bikers and veterans, this one features a rigid plastic backing and a die-cut border. The iron-on glue applied to the back is perfect for attaching the patch to cotton, polyester, or a similar material. If you plan to attach it to leather or nylon, use a needle and thread. Those two materials don't play well with high heat.

Be proud of your dad bod. While you're at it, go ahead and entertain the thought of those hot babes staring at you. You've earned the right.